Little Ra

A Post about Loneliness and Indecision

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 01:06:04 -0400

Where should I go to college? I can’t decide. If I go far away then I will not be near my twin, Haley, and I’d be so lonely, but if I stay she will torture me day and night until I am forced to move away in an ignominious fashion. I wish decisions weren’t always so hard!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 01:02:21 -0400

Hi tumblrbot! It think it’s cool that you barely know me yet you’re comfortable asking questions. That goes out to all my followers, you know who you guys are! LOL! So my favorite inanimate object? Probably my crocodile-esque bag because it helps me look more like my twin, Haley.

New Theme Yeah Party All Day

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:59:41 -0400

Do all my loving followers like my new theme?

YES, RIGHT?!

Thanks to Annie for helping me find this rad theme!

Baklava

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:56:07 -0400

I smoke it.
All day err day.

Ravender

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:11:18 -0500

harrypotterhaiku:

Eager Lavender
Meets Ron after the big game
Displays her feelings

nice.

Candy, Part II

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:30:57 -0500

So today I brought some of those sour strip things to my friend in Spanish.

Hey, here’s a picture!

Yum. I’ll need to tell my friend where to purchase them.

But tomorrow I’ll remember to bring more than one. My friend was soooo hungry and I was being selfish and I only gave her one. Hey, not my fault that I only brought three pieces for lunch.

I’ll know better for tomorrow, I promise.

Candy

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:42:28 -0500

So today I came back to school.

Sometimes I just don’t show up because I’m kind of lazy and hate social interactions. But today, I returned.

But I forgot something.

Sour red candy things for my best friend en la clase de espanol.

Oops.

Second Date...

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:14:38 -0500

So now that I’ve posted a lot, I think that it’s time to start really divulging some of my more inner thoughts. I have a lot of thoughts, which surprises some people.

First, I want to discuss something grave. Okay guys, don’t laugh at me. Here it is: I never get past the second date with ANYONE. I mean, the first dates go really well. There’s always a connection. But by the second, the flaws in my personality seem to become front and center. For example, I revealed to a girl today that I would not wear a tux to her prom. What a mistake! Lost a perfectly good girl because of that silly comment. Then, I challenged her to beat my score on the coolest iPod game ever. She got really offended and splashed a drink in my face.

Now, I’m sitting alone in a dark room, wearing all black clothing, drinking my favorite Diet Coke + non-alcoholic margarita mix drink, wondering why my face tastes like Sprite. I’m wondering where it all went wrong.

Crazy Drive

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:09:19 -0500

So I have to leave my friends’ house. They’re twins, so that’s why I used that special appostrophe situation.

Today, they led me around a crazy path in this confusing community. Then they brought me down an alley behind a tire store. These two stoned chicks were so mad because I almost knocked them over. Whoops! Really, people should be less sensitive about stuff like that. It was only an accident.

So that was my evening. I didn’t kill two people! That counts as a success in my book.

FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:06:32 -0500

Today I tried flan. My existence will never be the same.

Oh, and I had two successful second dates. Life has never been this good to me!

Dear Aliens

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:03:56 -0500

So I hear that people are copying my math homework. And I’m not so sure that I’m okay with this.

You see, I’m a completely honest student. I don’t copy work or use old tests or anything. There are others who do this…I simply can’t STAND them. Wow, I get upset just thinking about it! Anyways, I hear that aliens are abducting my math homework and distributing it daily. This really sucks.

So please, aliens, let me use my own math homework. I’M TIRED OF OTHERS USING MY HARD WORK AND PASSING IT OFF AS THEIR OWN.

That is all. Other than that, aliens, we’re cool.

Hey, I'm Rita

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:00:22 -0500

Hello world, I’m Rita.

This is a good place for me to tell my millions of followers who I am and what I stand for.

First, Harry Potter is my obsession.

Second, school is my life —- if I don’t get into Yale, I’ll probably die.

Okay, a list sounds easier.

cats, flan, Spanish, artsy photography, hipsters, Disneyland, second dates, large women, uneaten tostadas, sugary lemonade, television, Sunchips…the list goes on and on.

So, if you want to know me, just message me! I might not have time for all of your questions but I’ll certainly try. I love all my fans <3

Photo

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 22:33:26 -0500