So I have to leave my friends’ house. They’re twins, so that’s why I used that special appostrophe situation. 

Today, they led me around a crazy path in this confusing community.  Then they brought me down an alley behind a tire store.  These two stoned chicks were so mad because I almost knocked them over.  Whoops!  Really, people should be less sensitive about stuff like that.  It was only an accident.

So that was my evening.  I didn’t kill two people!  That counts as a success in my book.