So I have to leave my friends’ house. They’re twins, so that’s why I used that special appostrophe situation.
Today, they led me around a crazy path in this confusing community. Then they brought me down an alley behind a tire store. These two stoned chicks were so mad because I almost knocked them over. Whoops! Really, people should be less sensitive about stuff like that. It was only an accident.
So that was my evening. I didn’t kill two people! That counts as a success in my book.