So I hear that people are copying my math homework. And I’m not so sure that I’m okay with this.

You see, I’m a completely honest student.  I don’t copy work or use old tests or anything.  There are others who do this…I simply can’t STAND them.  Wow, I get upset just thinking about it! Anyways, I hear that aliens are abducting my math homework and distributing it daily.  This really sucks.

So please, aliens, let me use my own math homework.  I’M TIRED OF OTHERS USING MY HARD WORK AND PASSING IT OFF AS THEIR OWN.

That is all. Other than that, aliens, we’re cool.