Where should I go to college?  I can’t decide.  If I go far away then I will not be near my twin, Haley, and I’d be so lonely, but if I stay she will torture me day and night until I am forced to move away in an ignominious fashion.  I wish decisions weren’t always so hard!

Hi tumblrbot! It think it’s cool that you barely know me yet you’re comfortable asking questions.  That goes out to all my followers, you know who you guys are! LOL! So my favorite inanimate object? Probably my crocodile-esque bag because it helps me look more like my twin, Haley.

Do all my loving followers like my new theme?

YES, RIGHT?!

Thanks to Annie for helping me find this rad theme!

I smoke it.
All day err day.

harrypotterhaiku:

Eager Lavender
Meets Ron after the big game
Displays her feelings

 nice.

So today I brought some of those sour strip things to my friend in Spanish.

Hey, here’s a picture!

Yum.  I’ll need to tell my friend where to purchase them.

But tomorrow I’ll remember to bring more than one.  My friend was soooo hungry and I was being selfish and I only gave her one.  Hey, not my fault that I only brought three pieces for lunch.

I’ll know better for tomorrow, I promise.

So today I came back to school.

Sometimes I just don’t show up because I’m kind of lazy and hate social interactions.  But today, I returned.

But I forgot something.

Sour red candy things for my best friend en la clase de espanol.

Oops.

So now that I’ve posted a lot, I think that it’s time to start really divulging some of my more inner thoughts.  I have a lot of thoughts, which surprises some people.

First, I want to discuss something grave.  Okay guys, don’t laugh at me.  Here it is: I never get past the second date with ANYONE.  I mean, the first dates go really well.  There’s always a connection.  But by the second, the flaws in my personality seem to become front and center.  For example, I revealed to a girl today that I would not wear a tux to her prom.  What a mistake!  Lost a perfectly good girl because of that silly comment.  Then, I challenged her to beat my score on the coolest iPod game ever.  She got really offended and splashed a drink in my face. 

Now, I’m sitting alone in a dark room, wearing all black clothing, drinking my favorite Diet Coke + non-alcoholic margarita mix drink, wondering why my face tastes like Sprite.  I’m wondering where it all went wrong.

So I have to leave my friends’ house. They’re twins, so that’s why I used that special appostrophe situation. 

Today, they led me around a crazy path in this confusing community.  Then they brought me down an alley behind a tire store.  These two stoned chicks were so mad because I almost knocked them over.  Whoops!  Really, people should be less sensitive about stuff like that.  It was only an accident.

So that was my evening.  I didn’t kill two people!  That counts as a success in my book.

Today I tried flan. My existence will never be the same.

Oh, and I had two successful second dates. Life has never been this good to me!